White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced yesterday that the Biden administration will “target” Americans with “community by community door-to-door outreach to get remaining Americans vaccinated.”

When the Missoula County Health Department is dispatched by the White House to Missoula County residents’ homes, Missoulians should greet the health department at the door with their firearm of choice in hand and politely tell the Health Department, “No thank you.”